Addicted to Crab
Tue ,15/04/2008I don’t know what happened to me.
I mean by all accounts I love watching the Discovery Channel. Lord knows that when they use to have Fabrication Monday (Monster House, Monster Garage, and American Chopper) I was in heaven. Then we branched out to Tuesdays with Dirty Jobs. It may have been disgusting but I laughed so hard and it truly was an interesting show to see what other people did for a living. Finally there was Wednesday and the Mythbusters. A show so great, that anytime there is a marathon, long or mini, I sit my ass down and watch it for as long as it goes.
That was all just fine and dandy. I mean these doesn’t even take into account the other shows I watch, like Man vs Wild, Future Weapons, or even It Takes a Thief. All of which I watch if they are on.
Yet one of the new staple shows for the Discovery Channel has been the ever popular Deadliest Catch. Now for some reason, for the past three seasons that it has been on, I didn’t give a flying fuck about it. I mean don’t get me wrong, it was still on Discovery Channel so I would watch a few minutes here or there, but I never got into it. That was until this past Sunday night.
In anticipation of the fourth season of Deadliest Catch, which premieres on April 15th, Discovery did a full marathon of pretty much all the episodes they had shot. By the time I started watching, it was the middle of third season. I put it on because nothing else was on that night and I was in the bed working on a few website issues. I just needed to be distracted, a noise in the background. As I started watching though, I couldn’t stop. I couldn’t get enough of the stories, I was enthralled by the fantastic camera work being displayed.
This made me feel kinda odd. I mean let’s put this all in perspective. You can watch Mythbusters because it gives you information on things that you may not have been dying over, but still stuff that you were curious about at one point. Dirty Jobs I feel is a great show to make you appreciate all the hard working people out in the world who make life easier for all of us. Monster House / Monster Garage were both good because it either gave you ideas for what you could do in your own home, or you got to see really cool cars. Heck even Man vs Wild is useful because G-d forbid you get stuck out there in the wilderness, at least you’ll have a friggin’ idea about what to do.
Yet Deadliest Catch doesn’t really do anything like that for you. It’s just a show about guys who risk their lives navigating some of the coldest and worst conditions on Earth, so that my Dad can eat his stupid crab legs. Yet as I said that statement to myself, that’s when it hit me. That’s why the show is so successful; the real life or death feel that it has, all in an effort so that fat people can eat.
So then I start thinking deeper about what would make these guys risk everything. Then I see that on average, a crew member makes $40,000 – $50,000 for 2-4 weeks of work. It’s like something out of a movie; risk your neck, don’t shower, don’t sleep, work 30 hours straight, and don’t get a good meal for 2 weeks … and I’ll pay you as much as Joey Valenti makes in an entire year. It’s dangerous and crazy … but just for a split second you start to feel like maybe it’s worth it.
Anyway I will be watching Season 4 of Deadliest Catch. I hope that some of the rest of you, will do so as well.


